where is my mind?

say i want to purchase myself a new ibook, because apple computers are superior. now remember, i'm poor, and need to finance one, but am unable to do so because i have no credit:

"after reviewing the available information, we regret that we are unable to open your account for the following reasons: insufficient credit history"

i was always under the impression that these bastards were foaming at the mouth to get young lads like me in some serious debt, but in order to get credit, you must already have credit. quite the vicious little cycle. maybe tyler durden was right after all?