the boy scout cookies: world heroes of rock

it seems that of all the questions i get from my millions of readers, the most popular is exactly who are the boy scout cookies?

wonder no longer, america, and meet the boy scout cookies:

the inspekta -- frontman, vocals, tamborine
mr. concept -- drums, percussion
joe the ocean -- bass
benvolio van novo -- guitar, vocals, harmonica

for a picture of 3/4 of the bsc, hanging with their friend, confidente, and main influence andrew wk, and to listen to their smash hit single "morse code message" check them out at their interim official site

naturally, the bsc is on tour, and you can catch them at 6:30 sharp, dec. 28, on the main stage of the white rabbit, world renowned for its role in jump starting the careers of some of history's greatest face rockers

some fans had this to say:

"when I hear the music, i can only think of one thing i wanna do...thrash...i just want to thrash around."
-- j. baumann

"its like pouring a bowl of jello into your shorts; it feels strange at first, but in the end, you're glad it was there"
-- t. hansen, baller extraordinaire

well there you have it. from small beginnings, these four overcame all the adversities of suburb mundaneness to produce music that absolutely rocks your face off. in the humble opinion of yours truly, these guys wail so hard that they make all other music look like child pornography.